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Didn’t you get my last one?

TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF, every last pearl-clutching pot prohibitionist on this fucking planet.

Do you realize what a wrench you could throw into this sick, ridiculous, prohibition industrial complex? As the most accomplished athlete in the world?

Do you really think you’d lose money? My god, multitudes would come to  your appearances and throw $100 bills at you.

Be a REAL HERO, goddammit! You have INCREDIBLE influence for what is FUCKING RIGHT. USE IT. CHANGE THE WORLD.

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Sigh. Fuck.


Thanks Barry for making me feel even sicker than I did the last eight years.

Love them Summers and Geithner specially. Finally, people with the nation’s best interest at heart!

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K, let me make sure I understand this. The house has been burned down. We’re stunned and scared – jesus, no house!

You arrive to help us rebuild the house. Yay!

But the first order of business, you insist, is seeing to the comfort of the fucking Republican arsonists!

We’re supposed to assume there’s a good reason for this!

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Preoccupied as I’ve been with my flabbergasted speechlessness at the morphing of Friedman/Greenspanomics from merely donkey-blowing ruinousness to a rolling mass stickup so brazen and so vast it beggars all comprehension ..

It’s given me less time for flabbergasted speechlessness at Barack’s latest inexplicable wet kiss to fat fuck huckster celebrity homophobe preacher Rick Warren.

And god lobotomize me please, Melissa Etheridge today, with how her and Rick’s like total mutual starfuck crush signifies a new day for everybody.

Ok, look Melissa and Barack both, you fucking airheads, it’s fine to make nice, and understanding and dialogue are good, and blah blah blah, we fucking KNOW.

Which has what to do with giving a showboating, lying, homophobic weasel the opening voice in one of the most significant events in our history?

Jesus, I thought I’d never have to see this fuckwit again after that election pandering event .. who could have guessed he was just greasing up his Nouveau Billy Graham mojo .. but you, Barack? Of your own will, YOU drag this religio-knuckle-dragger to Washington and your historic stage?

What a fuckin shame. Didn’t want it to harsh my inaugural buzz, but it seriously has. Oh well. I hope feeding this man’s ego and his movement oxygen doesn’t come back to bite you, Barack.

Bad enough the complete gratuitousness of the slap to my face.

Worse that it’s like laughing at a friend who just got mugged.

But the worst is just – it’s a choice so fucking unworthy.

It’s – shallow.

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Has made my holidays happy

Makes me glad to think of

Is known in every household on the planet

Will be celebrated in song and story for generations

Showed every pussy journalist on the planet how to cover smug, soulless war criminals

Bitchslapped a naked emperor

Will be the namesake of my next child or cat

Committed an act whose full significance is yet to be felt

Is my hands-down Person of the Year

Is a hero of the world

Had just had it with assholes

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One of his best columns evah.

What went down in the Land of Lincoln is just the reductio ad absurdum of an American era where both entitlement and corruption have been the calling cards of power. Blagojevich’s alleged crimes pale next to the larger scandals of Washington and Wall Street. Yet those who promoted and condoned the twin national catastrophes of reckless war in Iraq and reckless gambling in our markets have largely escaped the accountability that now seems to await the Chicago punk nabbed by the United States attorney, Patrick Fitzgerald.

More relentless truth per paragraph than I’ve seen in any MSM screed for a while.

And it’s about time somebody likened all these money bastards and their enablers to O. J. Fucking Simpson. That is exactly their moral fucking universe.

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