From Le Monde: “It’s hard to find a historian who won’t say that Bush was the most catastrophic leader the U.S. has ever known. One success: since September 11, 2001, thre was no attack on U.S. soil. But this sits alongside an interminable list of failures, starting with the war in Iraq.” God I’m so [...]
Archive for the ‘war criminals’ Category
Goodbye to the biggest fucking never-elected asshole in the history of our fucking planet
Posted in Uncategorized, war criminals on January 20, 2009 |
If this pisses anybody off
Posted in war criminals on January 1, 2009 |
too the fuck bad.
The man who threw his shoes
Posted in fascism derangement syndrome, stop being nice to evil, war criminals on December 19, 2008 |
Has made my holidays happy Makes me glad to think of Is known in every household on the planet Will be celebrated in song and story for generations Showed every pussy journalist on the planet how to cover smug, soulless war criminals Bitchslapped a naked emperor Will be the namesake of my next child or [...]
How gay?
Posted in war criminals on December 2, 2008 |
This gay.
The New Baby Jane Hudson ..
Posted in Uncategorized, war criminals on November 24, 2008 |
.. is Paul Lynde!
Chimpy & Dick’s Big Finish
Posted in legal thievery, tyranny, war criminals on September 30, 2008 |
Thirty-some days left, time for the big closing number – All Crisis All The Time. Gosh, who could have imagined? Well, at least the House killed that prettified-with-lipgloss Paulson atrocity today. I’m still waiting for an adult, any adult, to appear on the scene. Even all the brilliance and savvy and sincerity of a Barney [...]
NIXON RESIGNS!
Posted in substance abuse, war criminals on September 26, 2008 |
Well, if Nixon was gay and too drunk to stand unassisted. Really though, doesn’t it look like Chimpy’s practicing for his Historic Final Prezdential Helicopter Ride Farewell Wave? Since it’ll be such a super-important Photo Legacy Moment, the word is he’s even hired several private coaches to help. Though RuPaul reportedly bowed out early, saying [...]
head hurty? check. tummy hurty? check. got the shits? check.
Posted in substance abuse, war criminals on September 13, 2008 |
If, like me, you’ve ever spent time as a practicing alcoholic, this image needs no elaboration. It’s the pure-hell, jesus-just-get-me-the-fuck-outta-here hangover. The very worst. Trust me, the only crisp decision Chimpy’s gonna make today is how many times to puke. And how much hair of the dog to start with. Most alcoholics and addicts I [...]