Well, if Nixon was gay and too drunk to stand unassisted. Really though, doesn’t it look like Chimpy’s practicing for his Historic Final Prezdential Helicopter Ride Farewell Wave? Since it’ll be such a super-important Photo Legacy Moment, the word is he’s even hired several private coaches to help. Though RuPaul reportedly bowed out early, saying [...]
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NIXON RESIGNS!
Posted in substance abuse, war criminals on September 26, 2008 |
head hurty? check. tummy hurty? check. got the shits? check.
Posted in substance abuse, war criminals on September 13, 2008 |
If, like me, you’ve ever spent time as a practicing alcoholic, this image needs no elaboration. It’s the pure-hell, jesus-just-get-me-the-fuck-outta-here hangover. The very worst. Trust me, the only crisp decision Chimpy’s gonna make today is how many times to puke. And how much hair of the dog to start with. Most alcoholics and addicts I [...]
