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Didn’t you get my last one? TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF, every last pearl-clutching pot prohibitionist on this fucking planet. Do you realize what a wrench you could throw into this sick, ridiculous, prohibition industrial complex? As the most accomplished athlete in the world? Do you really think you’d lose money? My god, multitudes would [...]

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Sigh. Fuck.

Thanks Barry for making me feel even sicker than I did the last eight years. Love them Summers and Geithner specially. Finally, people with the nation’s best interest at heart!

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Make me take it back, Barack

K, let me make sure I understand this. The house has been burned down. We’re stunned and scared – jesus, no house! You arrive to help us rebuild the house. Yay! But the first order of business, you insist, is seeing to the comfort of the fucking Republican arsonists! We’re supposed to assume there’s a [...]

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Preoccupied as I’ve been with my flabbergasted speechlessness at the morphing of Friedman/Greenspanomics from merely donkey-blowing ruinousness to a rolling mass stickup so brazen and so vast it beggars all comprehension .. It’s given me less time for flabbergasted speechlessness at Barack’s latest inexplicable wet kiss to fat fuck huckster celebrity homophobe preacher Rick Warren. [...]

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Has made my holidays happy Makes me glad to think of Is known in every household on the planet Will be celebrated in song and story for generations Showed every pussy journalist on the planet how to cover smug, soulless war criminals Bitchslapped a naked emperor Will be the namesake of my next child or [...]

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One of his best columns evah. What went down in the Land of Lincoln is just the reductio ad absurdum of an American era where both entitlement and corruption have been the calling cards of power. Blagojevich’s alleged crimes pale next to the larger scandals of Washington and Wall Street. Yet those who promoted and [...]

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I just turned off the debate because I couldn’t stand another second of Barack’s POLITE, PUSSIFIED, POLITE PUSSIFICATION. I’m fucking sick of his speaking style, for that matter. The pauses annoy me. The polished rises and falls, the cadence, seem merely glib when the words are those of A PUSSY WHO WILL NOT ATTACK THE [...]

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Sry Barry .. I iz bitch today

You know I didn’t mean that nasty stuff earlier, snookums. Just rude and awful. The only people I talk to like that are people in other cars who can’t hear me, in those rare instances where my zen slips. But today I’ve just been – well, fucking demented. Yes. With fury, rage, ire, disgust, horror, [...]

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